Exit Pursued by a Bear Shakespeare Funny Bookish Garment-Dyed T-Shirt, Literary Quote Tee

$29.95

“Exit, pursued by a bear” – Shakespeare’s most dramatic stage direction, printed on soft-washed Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed cotton. The most absurd four words in English literature, worn as a badge. Sizes S–4XL in 8 garment-dyed colors.

  • Comfort Colors 1717
  • 6.1 oz Ring-Spun Cotton
  • Garment-Dyed
  • Relaxed Unisex Fit
  • Sizes S–4XL (7 sizes)
Printed in the USA
Free 4-7 Days Shipping
60-Day Returns

Exit Pursued by a Bear T-Shirt Specifications

This tee covers fabric composition, construction method, print placement, and available sizing.

Comfort Colors 1717 – Exit Pursued by a Bear Shakespeare Funny Bookish Garment-Dyed T-Shirt, Literary Quote Tee
Blank Comfort Colors
Style 1717 Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt
Fabric 100% Ring-Spun Cotton
Fabric Weight 6.1 oz/yd² (207 gsm)
Garment Treatment Soft-washed, garment-dyed after construction
Collar Type Crew neck
Sleeve Type Short sleeve
Fit Relaxed, slightly oversized – unisex
Construction Side-seamed, twill-taped shoulder-to-shoulder, double-needle hem
Print “Exit, pursued by a bear” literary quote typography with bear illustration – front chest center
Print Method Direct-to-garment (DTG)
Print Variant Fixed design – Shakespeare literary quote with humorous bear graphic
Licensing Status Original artwork by Amo Luz
Available Colors Pepper, Ivory, Blue Jean, Moss, Berry, Mustard, Chalky Mint, Orchid
Available Sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
  • 🫧 Wash inside out cold
  • 🌀 Tumble dry low
  • 🚫 No bleach
  • 🚫 No fabric softener
Garment-dye process

The Comfort Colors 1717 is dyed after full garment construction. Post-construction dyeing pre-shrinks the fabric, resulting in less than 3% shrinkage after home washing. Surface tone variation exists across individual units – no two shirts carry an identical shade. That variation is the point.

The Quote on This Shirt

“Exit, Pursued by a Bear” – William Shakespeare, The Winter’s Tale, 1611

“Exit, pursued by a bear” is a stage direction from Act III, Scene 3 of William Shakespeare’s The Winter’s Tale, written circa 1610–11 and first performed at the Globe Theatre. The direction instructs the character Antigonus to flee the stage while being chased by a bear – one of the most debated and darkly comedic moments in the Shakespearean canon. Scholars have argued for four centuries whether Shakespeare intended a live bear, a costumed actor, or pure theatrical absurdity. The line endures because it is simultaneously the strangest and most honest thing a playwright ever wrote into a script. Part of the Literary Quote Shirts collection.

Who Wears the Exit Pursued by a Bear Shirt

The Exit Pursued by a Bear tee is popular with:

  • Shakespeare readers and enthusiasts – readers who have encountered The Winter’s Tale or the broader Shakespearean plays and recognize the stage direction on sight.
  • Classic literature fans – readers who collect apparel referencing canonical English literature from the early modern period.
  • English teachers and literature students – educators and students of British literature who wear the reference as a classroom conversation piece.
  • Readers who collect funny book-themed apparel – readers who seek humor-forward literary designs that reward recognition without requiring explanation.
  • Gift buyers – shoppers looking for a specific, gift-ready item for birthdays, teacher appreciation, book club exchanges, and graduation gifts for literature lovers.

Browse the full Shakespeare Shirts collection for more designs.

Exit Pursued by a Bear Shirt as a Book Lover Gift

The Exit Pursued by a Bear shirt is a specific, recognizable gift for readers with a background in Shakespeare or classic English literature. The design references a single documented source – The Winter’s Tale, 1611 – which makes it a targeted gift rather than a generic book-lover item. The shirt fits these gift occasions:

  • Birthday
  • Teacher Appreciation
  • Book Club Exchange
  • Christmas
  • Graduation

Readers who know the source laugh before the shirt is fully unfolded from the gift bag.

More options: Book Lover Gifts for Teachers

Shipping & return policy

Free shipping on every order. 1–2 business days handling, 4–7 business days delivery. 60-day hassle-free returns – items must be unworn and unwashed for a full refund.

Why Comfort Colors for a Bookish Shirt

Comfort Colors is a Hanes Brands label established in 1979. The Style 1717 uses 100% ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz/yd², dyed after full garment construction. The post-construction dye process pre-shrinks the fabric, resulting in less than 3% shrinkage after home washing. The soft-washed surface produces a matte, broken-in texture across the fabric face. Garment-dyeing produces surface tone variation across individual units – no two shirts carry an identical shade. A bookish tee that looks factory-pressed misses the point entirely.

We print all our Book Lover Shirts on the Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee in the USA.

T-Shirt Size Guide

The Comfort Colors 1717 fits true to size with a relaxed silhouette. Size up 1 for an oversized fit. The table below lists chest width and body length in inches for all 7 available sizes.

Measurements in inches: Chest Width × Body Length
Size Chest Width Body Length
S 18" 28"
M 20" 29"
L 22" 30"
XL 24" 31"
2XL 26" 32"
3XL 28" 33"
4XL 30" 34"

Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem maintain shape after repeated washing. Side-seam construction prevents fabric twisting common in tubular-knit tees.

Frequently Asked Questions

  • What fabric is this shirt made from?
    The shirt is 100% ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz/yd², garment-dyed after construction with less than 3% shrinkage after home washing.
  • Does the print fade or crack after washing?
    The design is applied using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to maintain print quality. Avoid bleach and fabric softeners.
  • Does this shirt run true to size?
    The Comfort Colors 1717 fits true to size with a relaxed silhouette. Size up 1 for an oversized fit. Available in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.
  • What colors does this shirt come in?
    Available in 8 garment-dyed colorways: Pepper, Ivory, Blue Jean, Moss, Berry, Mustard, Chalky Mint, and Orchid.
  • What is the shipping and return policy?
    Free shipping on every order. 1–2 business days handling, 4–7 business days delivery. 60-day hassle-free returns – items must be unworn and unwashed for a full refund.
  • What exactly is printed on the Exit Pursued by a Bear shirt?

    The front chest center of the shirt features the text “Exit, pursued by a bear” in literary quote typography, accompanied by a bear illustration. The design references the stage direction from Act III, Scene 3 of Shakespeare’s The Winter’s Tale (1611). The graphic is printed via direct-to-garment (DTG) on garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight cotton.

  • Is this a good gift for an English teacher or literature student?

    The Exit Pursued by a Bear shirt is a recognized gift for English teachers and literature students familiar with the Shakespearean canon. The design references a specific, documented source text – making it a precise gift rather than a general book-lover item. Free shipping is included on all US orders, and the 60-day return window covers unworn, unwashed items. Browse Book Lover Gifts for Teachers for additional options.

  • Is this shirt appropriate for an English teacher to wear in the classroom?

    The Exit Pursued by a Bear shirt carries no profanity and references a canonical Shakespeare text studied in secondary and university curricula. The design is appropriate for classroom wear by English teachers and literature educators. The humor is literary rather than disruptive – the joke is the stage direction itself.

  • What kind of reader is this shirt for?

    The Exit Pursued by a Bear shirt is designed for readers with a connection to Shakespeare or classic English literature – particularly those who have encountered The Winter’s Tale or study early modern drama. The design also appeals to readers who collect humor-forward literary apparel, where the joke is legible only to those who recognize the source. Non-readers see a bear graphic; Shakespeare readers see four centuries of theatrical absurdity on a cotton tee.

Additional information

Design Theme

Funny, Literary Quote

Gift Context

Gifts for Teachers

Personalization

No

Product Type

T-Shirt

Reading Genre

Classic Literature

Subject

Shakespeare

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